- Pick two characters who are similar in some way: appearance, personality or background, etc...
- Put them in the same room and make them answer this interview.
- They can't kill or damage the interviewer in any way (but they can try to).
- Enjoy!
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1. Welcome to the Similarities and Differences Interview! Please, have a seat. Sorry, one of the chairs is creaky.
Roselyn: *sits in the creaky chair* Eesh...
Katelyn: Don't worry about it sis, anyway, we're here and we're ready.
2. So, who are we having the pleasure to interview today?
Roselyn: Hi, I'm Roselyn Rainer.
Katelyn: And I'm Katelyn Rainer. *waves*
3. Cool. Why don't you introduce yourself to our eager readers? Tell us a bit more about yourself!
Roselyn: Well, I'm a bit of a goth/emo squid girl...I like dark and spooky things and my favorite flowers are black roses...Also, I'm the older twin...
Katelyn: Well, I'm what you'd call a girly girl...I love to bake, cook and make some jewelry in my spare time. Also...I'm a big of a romantic... *blushes*
4. Interesting. Is this your first time meeting each other?
Roselyn: No.
Katelyn: Like we just said, we're twin sisters and we've known each other since day one.
5. I see. Some people think you two are perfect copies of each other. What do you think about this?
Roselyn: *laughs* Easy for squids that don't know us very well... *smirks*
Katelyn: True. *nodded* We're FAR from being perfect copies, we're SO different, personality wise.
6. This interview might be long. Would you like something to drink?
Katelyn: Yes please.
Roselyn: Nah, I'm good.
7. How would each of you describe yourself? Good or bad? Lover or fighter? Beauty or beast?
Roselyn: I'd say...I'm netuarl in all categories.
Katelyn: I'm good, mostly a lover and...a beauty? *blushes* I don't think I'm Belle at all.
Roselyn: Don't be so modest sis! You're beautiful!
Katelyn: *blushes and smiles* T...Thanks Roselyn!
8. And what do you think about your fellow interviewee?
Katelyn: They're nice.
Roselyn: Apart from the dumbass questions with an obvious answer... *frowns*
9. Are you in a relationship? If not, what is your ideal type of person?
Roselyn and Katelyn: WE'RE SISTERS!!!
Roselyn: *tries to resist splatting the inteview* Well...my ideal kind of person would be cool, mysterious, caring...*blushes* Loyal...and...maybe plays a little guitar? *looks away*
Katelyn: *blushes* W...well...my ideal type would be...sweet, caring, patient and...well, really, really smart. I like guys who are smart... >///////<
10. Morality test! Your closest family member and your best friend are tied to two time bombs placed at two different location and you only have enough time to save one. Who would you pick?
Roselyn: That's tough...I mean, my sister is my best friend and family member...
Katelyn: Same...but then, there's our parents to think about and our team mates...
Roselyn: ...Can we...skip to the next question??? Please?
11. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Roselyn: 11 meters per sec...
*The room fell silent*
Roselyn: A little thing called 'The Inkternet'...
12. If you get into a physical fight right now, who do you think would emerge victorious?
Katelyn: Roselyn, because she has experience in fighting...
Roselyn: True, but I'd NEVER lay a hand on my own sister...
13. But only you two can save the world from an alien invasion! Can you work together?
Roselyn: Hell yeah!
Katelyn: YEAH! *smiles*
14. Freaky Friday! You two were cursed by a gypsy and switched bodies for a week! Do you think you would do well in the other person's shoes?
Roselyn: I don't think so...
Katelyn: Same here...
15. I see. Anyway, what is the best thing that has happened to you lately?
Roselyn: Lately? Hmm...I guess celebrating the holidays with our old and new friends.
Katelyn: Hee hee...Hanging up that mistletoe over Charcoal and Jessica! *giggles* I soooooo ship them!
Roselyn: Sis...no...
Katelyn: But...
Roselyn: We agreed that you'd stop shipping other squids and that includes Charcoal and Jessica, besides...I don't think Charcoal likes Jess romantically...
Katelyn: It COULD happen!
16. What about the saddest thing that has ever happened to you? Do you want to share it?
Roselyn: The saddest thing I could think of...was being cheated on by my ex and ex best friend...
Katelyn: ...
17. Aw. Why don't you give each other a hug?
Roselyn and Katelyn: *both hugged tightly*
Audience: Awwwww...
18. Now that you two have known each other better, would you invite the other person to lunch?
Roselyn and Katelyn: Of course!
19. Last question: What do you think about this interview and your absolutely fantastic interviewer Ag-Cat?
Roselyn: A little crazy...but good...
Katelyn: *nodded*
20. Thanks for your time and have a good day! Feel free to take some eyeballs in the bowl before you go. We are out of normal candy.
Roselyn: *checks* Oh, it's just gummy candy! *smiles and ate one*
Katelyn: I...I think I'll past...
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